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Thursday, May 18, 2006

Si Se Puede

It would be too hard. It would take too long. It would cost too much. We can't find enough cheap labor. We can't deport millions of people. We can't build a fence. We can't spare 2% of the National Guard to guard the nation. We can't allow them to stop anyone. We can't call them illegals. And for Pete's sake we can't call it amnesty, because all we're really doing is converting illegal aliens into citizens.

But don't let that get you down. There's plenty we can do. We can...

...send millions of people and our engines of war to the far reaches of the globe.

...rebuild New Orleans.

...explore space.

...make mind-numbingly expensive bad movies.

We can do whatever we want, whenever we want, for as long as we like. That's what arrogant imperial superpowers do.


Blogger Clarsonimus said...

Ask not what your country can do for you. Ask what's for lunch. And it better be free, too. Yup, those good old days when everybody was on the same sheet of music (if they ever existed) don't, well, exist anymore. A shame, actually. But it's the same all over, I guess.

5/19/2006 01:12:00 PM  
Blogger Tanstaafl said...

Give me an endless supply of expendable labor, or give me death!

5/24/2006 10:37:00 PM  

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