Coming Up From Behind
This is of course a joke. Only candidates who will keep the world safe for plutocracy and thus put the interests of immigrants and israelis over American citizens have any chance of being elected.
Labels: politics
posted by Tanstaafl at 7/02/2008 03:09:00 PM
4 Comments:
Hey, I know that man! I was going to vote for him all along.
Have a great Independence Day, Tan!
You too Flanders.
Here's why you should vote for Tan Staafl:
+ It will make you feel good about yourself. But only because you're so thoughtful and caring.
+ It will make you instantly and fabulously wealthy, and nobody deserves that more than you do.
+ It will rejuvenate the air and water, end world hunger, solve global warming and the energy crisis. Then poverty will end and peace will break out everywhere.
Remember, Tan "O" Staafl is INEVITABLE. Years of experience as a "community organizer"* have prepared him for this job.
Get on board, like everyone else. It's the cool thing to do, you want to be cool, right?
(Any similarity to Barack Obama's campaign is purely coincidental.)
* Online, part-time, unpaid, anonymous.
LOL! Send it to Auster! He'll think an Nazi uprising is imminent.
Writing "Lawrence Auster" here may be enough. He regularly trolls the internet with vanity searches.
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