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Friday, July 25, 2008

Tainted Food In the News

Front page headlines for a week:
AVOID FLORIDA TOMATOES LIKE THE PLAGUE UNLESS YOU WANT TO DIE!!!

Section D, page 43, some day, maybe:
Whoops, make that mexican jalapenos.

2 comments:

  1. You've got just the right attitude. You should have your own TV show. Like this guy.

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  2. Is that a real turd? That's cool. How did you get it to coil up like that? Mine just plop into a disgusting heap, kinda trailing off to the side, usually broken into lumpy pieces -- not very appetizing at all. And the japaleno, well, that is a nice garnish, I think. I've only tried pico-de-guyo or lettuce, your jap idea looks much better. Can you do one with a tomato, for your next article on the same subject?

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